That’s not lame. That’s brilliant.

WARNING: This post contains profanity and its subject matter may be a small cause for offence. (But it’s quite funny too).

Oh yes, and the names have been changed to protect the incident…


A couple of days ago, while flicking indifferently though my Facebook feed, I came across a, ‘What is your tourettes name?’ photo. We’ve all seen these before in their various forms: ‘What’s your porn name?’,‘What’s your rock band name?’,‘What’s your Star Wars name?’, &c.,&c. The idea being that we use letters from our own name, cross-refer them with a list and then come up with a themed name that’s brilliant, funny and in some cases, profound.

It’s all a bit silly and childish, but it passes the time.

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So, using my initials of G.E, I worked out my tourettes name is Funny Bollocks. My brother also had a go and his came out as Fucking Bollocks.

I have to say, I wasn’t really amused at this point. And even though together we become the Bollocks Brothers, I felt these were rather subdued for tourettes names.


I then looked at a number of other comments in the feed and there, sat just above mine and my brother’s, was a comment that said, “Mines a bit lame ☹”

I’m not sure if this was meant in irony or if this person hadn’t quite grasped the concept of the game, but I do hope they were being ironic; because that makes it all the funnier.

Because this person’s tourettes name rocks.

And this person’s tourettes name rocks because this person’s real name is Jan van der Yancy. (Or some other Dutch name very close to that).

Which, of course, gives this person a tourettes name of Faggot Shitbag Fuckwit Dogshit.

Now, would you think it was lame if your tourettes name was Faggot Shitbag Fuckwit Dogshit?

No. Nor would I.

Thanks for reading.

P.S. I wonder if they have this game on Facebook in Holland. That would be a hoot, ja?


One comment on “That’s not lame. That’s brilliant.

  1. Issy says:

    LOL- i dunnot like mine 😦

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